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The Daily Rant ·

A sermon from the wrong pulpit

The quote on trial

Sleep when you're dead.

Said by someone who's going to be dead a lot sooner

Keep that up and you'll get plenty of sleep real soon.

I'm literally from hell, honey, and even we have weekends. Burnout is not a medal. It's your body filing a complaint with HR, and HR is your heart.

Your move

Go to bed on time tonight. Tomorrow you'll be meaner and sharper. Like me.

Life is too fucking boring not to try. LaDiabla