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Every quote LaDiabla has put on trial, newest first. Missed a day? She didn't.

  1. Halloween: Amnesty for Your Inner Whore Halloween is the one night a year the whole system flips. Normal women dress like whores, and whores dress like normal women.
  2. “He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.” Friedrich Nietzsche, in Twilight of the Idols (1889) Friedrich Nietzsche had a mustache you could hide a family of raccoons in, migraines that would make you call in sick for a fucking decade, and a…
  3. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.” Anaïs Nin, in The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Volume 3 (1939–1944) Anaïs Nin wrote porn for a dollar a page during World War 2, banged her way through half of literary Paris, and kept a diary so long it needed its…
  4. “Sleep when you're dead.” someone who's going to be dead a lot sooner Keep that up and you'll get plenty of sleep real soon.
  5. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” Oscar Wilde, in The Soul of Man Under Socialism (1891) Oscar Wilde got thrown in a Victorian prison for fucking who he wanted, and he still lived harder in one weekend than most of you will in your whole…
  6. “What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.” Charles Bukowski, in “How Is Your Heart?” (The Last Night of the Earth Poems, 1992) Charles Bukowski was a drunk, pockmarked post office clerk with a face like somebody dropped a lasagna down the stairs, and he still got laid more…
  7. “I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” Thomas Edison, or so the story goes Thomas Edison fucked up the lightbulb so many times that a normal person would’ve moved back in with his mom and blamed the goddamn economy.
  8. “Do one thing every day that scares you.” Mary Schmich, Chicago Tribune, 1997 (no, Eleanor Roosevelt didn't say it, the internet is full of shit) Your whole life has the thrill level of a fucking dentist's waiting room.
  9. “We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.” Seneca, Letters to Lucilius, Letter 13 Seneca was a Roman billionaire who tutored Nero, the emperor who later ordered him to kill himself.

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